Imagine a world where everything is giant, except you.
Imagine being stuck in between two giant pickles.
One of them walks away, so you have room to roam, but THEN the one giant pickle ends up unzipping itself(because we all know that pickles have zippers). You end up getting pushed inside of it. THEN the zipper gets zipped back up, and before you know it, you are stuck. The zipper has turned into a hard, crunchy outer surface of the pickle. You could eat your way out, but you'd rather not. It would be messy, and besides, being stuck in a pickle is a difficult thing to endure. Or get out of. Or watch someone endure. Or something of the sort.
I want a pickle.
Don't put <3's at the end of your messages. It's scary.