a random man

Have you ever had someone call you, and you would pick it up and not know who it is? Yes, I know there is such thing as caller ID, but maybe your mom picked up the phone and handed it to you or something. Well, I was talking to my friend, and I decided that the next time a guy calls someone's house, they should do something like this. I will bold the lines that I would say.



"WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME"
"uhh...its _____"
"no its not"
"???"
"you are a MAN"
"im _____"
"NO YOU ARE A MAN!"
"its ME"
"NO! MAN MAN MAN"
"oh wow."
"I swear, you arent who you think you are"
"umm what"
"you arent _____"
"yes i am"
"no . and you are DEFINETELY not _____"
"i know. i'm _____"
"NO YOU AREN'T! YOU ARE A SEXILICIOUS MAN"
"i'm _____."
"NO NO NO "
"i'm going to call your friend _____ about this. bye"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW HER?! YOU ARE SOME RANDOM MAN"

that is pretty much what i'm going to do next time.